EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MERCH CO.
PRODUCT FILEESMC-HAT-002
Emotional Support Hat — style 002 "mid."
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THE "MID." HAT

Unstructured dad cap. Lowercase, with the full stop — shouting about it would be aspirational, and the period is where the argument ends.

Ships with its certificate. The certificate is blank where it matters; you fill in the circumstance. That is the part people photograph.

ITEMESMC-HAT-002
BLANKYupoong 6245CM unstructured dad cap
COLORBlack · cream thread
PRINTFront embroidery, lowercase, with the full stop
SHIPSPre-order · ships in 3–4 weeks
PRE-ORDER PRICE$25
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