Before we can release a hat, The Committee must assess the applicant. Three questions. Answer honestly. Nobody is checking.
Your price will be determined by your verdict. It will be somewhere between $23 and $27. This is the system. The system is fair, roughly.
One assessment per applicant per session. The Committee does not do retakes.
Reassessment requests may be filed with The Complaints Department. They will be read. That is all we can promise.