EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MERCH CO.
PRODUCT FILEESMC-HAT-001
Emotional Support Hat — style 001
CERTIFIEDVALID

THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HAT

The original. Says what it is. It will not improve your life. It will sit on your head, and on some days that is the whole job.

Ships with its certificate, serial number included. The serial means nothing. It is there because certificates have numbers.

ITEMESMC-HAT-001
BLANKYupoong 6245CM unstructured dad cap
COLORNatural · ink thread
PRINTFront embroidery, EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HAT, two lines
SHIPSPre-order · ships in 3–4 weeks
PRE-ORDER PRICE$25
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VALID: INDEFINITELY, UNFORTUNATELYAUTHORIZED: the committee